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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Is Beehiiv better than Substack?
No way
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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